The Man Named Stan
There once was a man named Stan. He use to live in a van
until, one day he heard of this incredible challenge. The challenge was issued
by King Charles of England. The challenge was to all the men of England to win
the honor to marry the king’s daughter, Princess Liz, and inherit the throne
from King Charles. This was a very interesting proposition to the people
because inheriting the throne meant that their families would become the heirs
to the throne and be forever wealthy. The king issued this challenge because he
was getting old and never was able to have a son that could inherit the throne.
This contest would be judged by the king to find who he thought the most suitable
bachelor was for his daughter. In order to decide this the king arranged for
many contests to take place. The contests were fencing, archery, pop culture,
history, and a political debate. The message of this contest spread throughout
the land and stirred up curiosity and ill fated hope in many men. Stan was one
of the men that heard of this and he believed that he could win. The next day
Stan packed up his van and drove to the palace. Once he got to the palace Stan
somehow passed the preliminary checks and was told that he was one of the one
hundred men who would get the honor of competing to marry Princess Liz. When
Stan got the news he was elated. When the day for the first contest, fencing,
came Stan blew everyone away and was placed first out of the remaining men
after the king sent 20 prospects home. The second contest was archery which
Stan excelled at. Stan won this contest and 30 more men were sent home because
they could not even string their bows. The third day was the history test. This
test was especially hard because knowing history is pretty important for the
job of a king. Due to the fact that it was so hard only ten men passed and of
course Stan was the highest scorer. The fourth day was a game show style test
of the men’s knowledge of pop culture because everyone wants a leader that
understands his people. This stage of the contest left only three men for the final
stage, the political debate. King Charles decided to have his parliament attend
this portion of the challenge to help him decide which bachelor would be the
best king. The three contestants came onto the stage in their sharpest suits
and were prosed hot button questions from King Charles. Each contestant was
asked the same group of questions and after the question period the contestants
debate their political ideas. At the end of this debate King Charles called a
meeting with parliament and asked them who they thought would be the best heir
to his throne. The winner of this vote and the king’s favorite man was Stan.
Stan won the honor of marrying Princess Liz and together they lived happily
ever after.
Rama and Lakshamana |
Bibliography: King Janaka by Donald A. Mackenzie URL: http://ouocblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/pde-ramayana-janaka-and-sita.html